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Thursday, March 17, 2011

23 Things To Do Before You Die


So, I was thinking... what meaningless things could you endeavour to do before you die... Here's what I came up with... until I got bored.

1. Keg Someone in Public
2. Get dressed in a Chicken suit and run into KFC screaming ‘You killed my parents you bastards!’
3. Spend a whole day with your eyes closed
4. Drive on the autobahn in a shitty ’95 edition Mercedes
5. Volunteer in Africa for a year
6. Eat a whole can of whipped cream straight from the can
7. Buy 100 blank CD’s and stick ‘em in the microwave!!
8. Learn, and master a single deadly martial arts move that can be used in most situations
9. Marry
10. Sue McDonalds and win
11. Break a world record no matter how silly… 
12. Appear as an extra in a really popular film
13. End all poverty
14. Become a multi-billionaire entrepreneur through slug racing bets
15. Invent a way to become invisible
16. legalise Weed
17. Go on the world fastest roller coaster… with your eyes shut
18. Shoot stuff with a sniper
19. Master the art of accurate shooting whilst dual wielding pistols
20. Get Toby Maguire to act again in Spiderman
21. Have intercourse with a hot celebrity 
22. Buy the internet (Not Possible!!)
23. Make a better list than this and my next five posts will have 99% of the points directed to you

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